Vampires

Vampires? Wat r they? Vampires hav different versions........the versionS....the most original, the real one, is that vampires r plainly blood-sucking demons, they suck on ANYONES blood, regardless DEAD OR ALIVE!! During the 18th Century..........many ppl died cuz they got STAKED, beling believed as a VAMPIREEE. But now, in many books, the term "Vampire" appears. Some books say that vampires have such features: (a) Morph into bats (b) Allergic or dislyk or garlic (c) Pale skin, don't lyk sunlight (d) Have sharp pointy FANGS (e) Sleeps inna coffin (f) Have a LOOOONG life spam (g) Often wear contacts to protect their eyes from sunlight (h) Have special coloured eyes........as in lime green, yellow, red, violet...etc (i) Superhuman strength, speed..etc. abilities (j) Self-Heal ability (k) HEAVY make up, BLACK (l) BLACK, BLACK, and moar BLACK!
Vampire Proof(DON'T try it, I'm SERIOUS): Garlic, holy water, and THE BIBLE....
Kwl right?


And u kno who's the vampire of the class?!